tamotsu

i am tamotsu. this is my first blog, ever. big whoop. i want to talk about earthworms. haven’t seen one of those suckers in years. damnit man. i used to stretch them apart, like a medieval torcher chamber of some sort. don’t get me confused with the next earthworm fan, i didn’t rip them apart. i just made them longer. in a way, i was like their guardian earthworm angel. just looking out for their wellbeing. would you eat one? i did, and wouldn’t you believe it? it tasted just like worm only a little more rubbery. i have a few friends that don’t like sushi due to the fact that they are those special “texure” type people. you people are cowardly lionesses. live a little and try eating an earthworm, man. i am tamotsu and i approve of this message.

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