tamotsu

i’m here to set the record straight for RAMEN. The real RAMEN is a soy or miso based japanese noodle that originated in china. true RAMEN is not anything like TOP RAMEN. true RAMEN is god or allah’s gift to our japanese taste buddies that like to go out, fish, watch football and enjoy the finest kush our planet can produce. what do i like most about true RAMEN? i like the pork aka chashuu that comes in it. you see, i’m a carnivorous bloke that likes a good piece of meat prepared perfectly. i’ll also settle for some hot fries and two $0.99 hamburgers from arco. yes, the gas station you ‘tard. i like those burgers because they taste just like the ones the cafeteria gave us when i was in the 3rd grade in ventura county. somethings don’t get any better. getting back to this RAMEN situation. please don’t associate TOP RAMEN with AUTHENTIC RAMEN. if you consider yourself to be the shallowest of adventurous eaters, i still recommend you try some RAMEN noodles to your liking. i’ve traveled the world and have tried every spot in every big city and the greatest ramen in north america is located at 6900 Reseda Blvd., Reseda, CA 91335 and is called NIPPON RAMEN. Try the chashuu or miso ramen for $8 and you won’t be disappointed. oh yeah, second best is HAKATA GRILL in the theatre district, NYC p>

do you wii? me wii and we wii. played topspin tennis game with frankie t at his house for the first time a few days ago and again last night. i’m very happy to play this game. i feel like i really am roger federer serving a 135 mph ace past boris becker. i like boris from snatch. and i like the name snatch as a title for a movie. and while we’re at it, i like snatch too. if i had to choose between eating chester’s hot fries for free and playing wii tennis at flankie’s, i’d probably have to get back to you on that juan. this wii tennis thing…it’s like magic. not johnson…we’ll maybe if it were like 1987. i can’t wait to play again. i have yet to encounter any other games. i like to hit the same taco joint everyday until i get tired of them. and if i don’t, i’ll wait til i do. i think i’ll be a wii tennis star for the rest of my days as the captain of the united states men’s hacky sack team. and we all know how long i can ’sack for. so far, i’ve played wii tennis professionally in europe, japan and here in the states. tennis is my life now. i quit my job today and sold my record collection 2 hours ago. wii tennis now talks to me just like george mcfly hit it right on by saying, “…i’m your density. i’m mean……..(said in a whisper) your destiny…”

who likes to eat? i like to eat. who likes to eat and likes what their eating to taste really flippin good? dude, i do. i went to the mini-mart i frequent below our office and i bought some chester’s hot fries and some strawberry kool-aid powder. that’s it. i went back up to the office, sat at my desk and rhythmically ate the hot fries, one after the other until the $0.99 bag was gone. after that i downed my pixie cup of ice cold kool-aid, i gave myself a pat on the back for putting together such a smooth operation of satisfaction. have you ever tried hot fries? my first experience was in the 6th grade…i was 12. it was awesome, as is junior high coming from elementary school. different classes, many girls and the most important thing…the student store. yes, the student store is what makes a 12 year old kid feel the weight of a lil’ responsibility. it’s 8am, i can eat 4 snickers bars before 1st period and my parents will never know, or i can sneak these gobstoppers in my mouth and suck on them in math class while that girl bertha, who sits behind me blows her fartbreath on my neck. it’s like when you first get out of high school and are attending college. you don’t have to go to class, there aren’t any deans or principals looking for you when you don’t attend. again, responsibility. getting back to the friggin’ hot fries. i love these things right now and it totally goes beyond obsessed. they’re unhealthy, i know…but heck, we’re all goners some day. enjoy your snacks people! and when you tell others about them, make sure you throw that fire with passion! go get you some hot fries today. strawberry kool-aid optional.

Seriously folks, think about it…i’ve never seen a bigger hypocrite than the government. ask yourself, how many people have “experiemented” with the drug? if you know someone that has in fact experimented with marijuana, do you judge them? how about when they’ve tried cocaine or LSD? a little different, right? the main stats: medical marijuana is now the largest cash crop in America, outgenerating both corn and wheat combined! think weed generated tax dollars would stimulate our economy? it most definitely would. that’s just one of the economic benefits. now let’s think about who the legalization would really benefit. i personally had the experience of losing my grandmother to cancer. her doctor told her she had 1 year to live, she lived for 2. she died at 67. she was the most important person in my life. how did this affect me? she had chemo therapy three times within the final 2 years of her life. if you’ve ever known anyone to have the treatment, you know how bad it can get. my grandmother had lost her appetite and was losing too much weight, a common effect of chemo. her doctor recommended she use marijuana to deal with the pain and to possibly restore her appetite. born in 1923, my grandmother, a devout catholic, was as straight shooting as they came. she said she would never consider using an illegal drug for her illness. as a result, she suffered so much more than she ever should have. this is just an example of the many benefits to medical marijuana use. secondly, i believe marijuana should be legalized simply because alcohol is legal. the past 40 years have been an exact replica of how our government dealt with alcohol during prohibition. the government needs to come to terms with the fact that alcohol accounts for deaths by accidents and health related reasons vs. marijuana, who’s death rate is ZERO! C’mon America, Wake up and smell the pot!!!