tamotsu

who likes to eat? i like to eat. who likes to eat and likes what their eating to taste really flippin good? dude, i do. i went to the mini-mart i frequent below our office and i bought some chester’s hot fries and some strawberry kool-aid powder. that’s it. i went back up to the office, sat at my desk and rhythmically ate the hot fries, one after the other until the $0.99 bag was gone. after that i downed my pixie cup of ice cold kool-aid, i gave myself a pat on the back for putting together such a smooth operation of satisfaction. have you ever tried hot fries? my first experience was in the 6th grade…i was 12. it was awesome, as is junior high coming from elementary school. different classes, many girls and the most important thing…the student store. yes, the student store is what makes a 12 year old kid feel the weight of a lil’ responsibility. it’s 8am, i can eat 4 snickers bars before 1st period and my parents will never know, or i can sneak these gobstoppers in my mouth and suck on them in math class while that girl bertha, who sits behind me blows her fartbreath on my neck. it’s like when you first get out of high school and are attending college. you don’t have to go to class, there aren’t any deans or principals looking for you when you don’t attend. again, responsibility. getting back to the friggin’ hot fries. i love these things right now and it totally goes beyond obsessed. they’re unhealthy, i know…but heck, we’re all goners some day. enjoy your snacks people! and when you tell others about them, make sure you throw that fire with passion! go get you some hot fries today. strawberry kool-aid optional.

Seriously folks, think about it…i’ve never seen a bigger hypocrite than the government. ask yourself, how many people have “experiemented” with the drug? if you know someone that has in fact experimented with marijuana, do you judge them? how about when they’ve tried cocaine or LSD? a little different, right? the main stats: medical marijuana is now the largest cash crop in America, outgenerating both corn and wheat combined! think weed generated tax dollars would stimulate our economy? it most definitely would. that’s just one of the economic benefits. now let’s think about who the legalization would really benefit. i personally had the experience of losing my grandmother to cancer. her doctor told her she had 1 year to live, she lived for 2. she died at 67. she was the most important person in my life. how did this affect me? she had chemo therapy three times within the final 2 years of her life. if you’ve ever known anyone to have the treatment, you know how bad it can get. my grandmother had lost her appetite and was losing too much weight, a common effect of chemo. her doctor recommended she use marijuana to deal with the pain and to possibly restore her appetite. born in 1923, my grandmother, a devout catholic, was as straight shooting as they came. she said she would never consider using an illegal drug for her illness. as a result, she suffered so much more than she ever should have. this is just an example of the many benefits to medical marijuana use. secondly, i believe marijuana should be legalized simply because alcohol is legal. the past 40 years have been an exact replica of how our government dealt with alcohol during prohibition. the government needs to come to terms with the fact that alcohol accounts for deaths by accidents and health related reasons vs. marijuana, who’s death rate is ZERO! C’mon America, Wake up and smell the pot!!!

i am tamotsu. this is my first blog, ever. big whoop. i want to talk about earthworms. haven’t seen one of those suckers in years. damnit man. i used to stretch them apart, like a medieval torcher chamber of some sort. don’t get me confused with the next earthworm fan, i didn’t rip them apart. i just made them longer. in a way, i was like their guardian earthworm angel. just looking out for their wellbeing. would you eat one? i did, and wouldn’t you believe it? it tasted just like worm only a little more rubbery. i have a few friends that don’t like sushi due to the fact that they are those special “texure” type people. you people are cowardly lionesses. live a little and try eating an earthworm, man. i am tamotsu and i approve of this message.