tamotsu

who likes to eat? i like to eat. who likes to eat and likes what their eating to taste really flippin good? dude, i do. i went to the mini-mart i frequent below our office and i bought some chester’s hot fries and some strawberry kool-aid powder. that’s it. i went back up to the office, sat at my desk and rhythmically ate the hot fries, one after the other until the $0.99 bag was gone. after that i downed my pixie cup of ice cold kool-aid, i gave myself a pat on the back for putting together such a smooth operation of satisfaction. have you ever tried hot fries? my first experience was in the 6th grade…i was 12. it was awesome, as is junior high coming from elementary school. different classes, many girls and the most important thing…the student store. yes, the student store is what makes a 12 year old kid feel the weight of a lil’ responsibility. it’s 8am, i can eat 4 snickers bars before 1st period and my parents will never know, or i can sneak these gobstoppers in my mouth and suck on them in math class while that girl bertha, who sits behind me blows her fartbreath on my neck. it’s like when you first get out of high school and are attending college. you don’t have to go to class, there aren’t any deans or principals looking for you when you don’t attend. again, responsibility. getting back to the friggin’ hot fries. i love these things right now and it totally goes beyond obsessed. they’re unhealthy, i know…but heck, we’re all goners some day. enjoy your snacks people! and when you tell others about them, make sure you throw that fire with passion! go get you some hot fries today. strawberry kool-aid optional.