tamotsu

i’m here to set the record straight for RAMEN. The real RAMEN is a soy or miso based japanese noodle that originated in china. true RAMEN is not anything like TOP RAMEN. true RAMEN is god or allah’s gift to our japanese taste buddies that like to go out, fish, watch football and enjoy the finest kush our planet can produce. what do i like most about true RAMEN? i like the pork aka chashuu that comes in it. you see, i’m a carnivorous bloke that likes a good piece of meat prepared perfectly. i’ll also settle for some hot fries and two $0.99 hamburgers from arco. yes, the gas station you ‘tard. i like those burgers because they taste just like the ones the cafeteria gave us when i was in the 3rd grade in ventura county. somethings don’t get any better. getting back to this RAMEN situation. please don’t associate TOP RAMEN with AUTHENTIC RAMEN. if you consider yourself to be the shallowest of adventurous eaters, i still recommend you try some RAMEN noodles to your liking. i’ve traveled the world and have tried every spot in every big city and the greatest ramen in north america is located at 6900 Reseda Blvd., Reseda, CA 91335 and is called NIPPON RAMEN. Try the chashuu or miso ramen for $8 and you won’t be disappointed. oh yeah, second best is HAKATA GRILL in the theatre district, NYC p>

do you wii? me wii and we wii. played topspin tennis game with frankie t at his house for the first time a few days ago and again last night. i’m very happy to play this game. i feel like i really am roger federer serving a 135 mph ace past boris becker. i like boris from snatch. and i like the name snatch as a title for a movie. and while we’re at it, i like snatch too. if i had to choose between eating chester’s hot fries for free and playing wii tennis at flankie’s, i’d probably have to get back to you on that juan. this wii tennis thing…it’s like magic. not johnson…we’ll maybe if it were like 1987. i can’t wait to play again. i have yet to encounter any other games. i like to hit the same taco joint everyday until i get tired of them. and if i don’t, i’ll wait til i do. i think i’ll be a wii tennis star for the rest of my days as the captain of the united states men’s hacky sack team. and we all know how long i can ’sack for. so far, i’ve played wii tennis professionally in europe, japan and here in the states. tennis is my life now. i quit my job today and sold my record collection 2 hours ago. wii tennis now talks to me just like george mcfly hit it right on by saying, “…i’m your density. i’m mean……..(said in a whisper) your destiny…”